Monday, June 6, 2011
Apple Cooks Up A Surprise
Jobs continued, "Don't we all hate the boring toppings on our hot dogs, hamburgers, and french fries? Ketchup, mustard, salsa, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onions are so last millennium. With Apple's new iToppings, you can create the toppings YOU want!"
"Now you can have kustard, ketchonaise, salsions, mayocheese, or mustuce. Just point your iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad at the ingredients, and with one swipe of your finger, the device will emit enough non-ionizing radiation to fuse the ingredients into your tasty iTopping." said Jobs.
"They best part is that it's FREE." he declared.
Apparently, a lead-lined apron is optional, at $29.99.
[Inspired by Loqwacious]
[Update: Changed to NON-ionizing radiation. Oops!]